Quiz
Are you slob?
Take the �Student Weekly� quiz to find out
1.
Have you ever
worn the same socks two days in a row?
a.
My record
is a week!
b. Ewww
� that�s disgusting.
c. Every
now and then.
2. You�ve used the last of the toilet paper. You:
a.
flush and
don�t give it a second thought.
b. wonder
vaguely where the toilet paper is kept � then walk out.
c. replace
the roll.
3. A close inspection of your computer keyboard will reveal:
a. an army of small insects living
off of your snack crumbs.
b. coffee-stained keys.
c. immaculately clean
plastic.
4. When do you make your bed?
a.
As soon as
I get up.
b. At some
point in the late afternoon.
c. What�s
the point in making it � it�ll only get messed up again.
5. Your nails are ...
a.
neatly
manicured.
b. dirty.
c. dirty
and bitten.
6. Your bedroom is ...
a.
utter
chaos.
b. reasonably
tidy.
c. an oasis
of calm and tranquility.
7. Do you ever get food stains on your clothes?
a.
Yes.
Friends say I should wear a bib!
b. I
occasionally miss my mouth.
c. Never!
I have perfect table manners.
8. You get home with a sweaty gym bag and ...
a.
unpack
the bag and throw the clothes in the wash.
b. leave
the bag until someone unpacks it for you.
c. leave
the bag to fester until you next go to the gym.
HOW DID YOU DO?
8-13: No one could accuse you of being a slob. You know that appearances count, so you take care to make sure that you look presentable � most of the time. You also take care of your possessions.
14-19: You�re not a slob, but there are times when you get pretty close to being one! You have a tendency toward laziness when it comes to domestic matters. While it might not seem like a big deal to you, others may take a rather different view.
20-24: Congratulations, you are a complete and utter pig. Your hygiene standards are so poor that you are most likely endangering your health � as well as those who have to share space with you. Clean up your act before you get nicknamed Pigpen.
SCORING
1.
a=3, b=1, c=2
2. a=3, b=2, c=1
3. a=3, b=2, c=1
4. a=1, b=2, c=3
5. a=1, b=2, c=3
6. a=3, b=2, c=1
7. a=3, b=2, c=1
8. a=1, b=2, c=3
